Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is.
Larry Wall
With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet.
Jen, "The IT Crowd"
Rules for optimization:
Michael A Jackson
1. Don't do it.
2. (for experts only) Don't do it yet.
Programmers usually have good reasons for making bad decisions.
Anonymous
There is a great satisfaction in building good tools for other people to use.
Freeman Dyson
It seems to me you can program with discipline or you can program with bondage and discipline. You can't avoid the discipline either way, but bondage appeals to some people.
Patrick Logan
As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought.
Maurice Wilkes
If you require information, do not free memory containing the information.
MSDN
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because you are better.
Anonymous
It is not the computer's fault that Maxwell's equations are not adequate to design the electric motor.
Alan J. Perlis