Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
John Johnson
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
On the 7th day ... God began debugging.
Anonymous
Just don't create a file called -rf.
Larry Wall
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
You can't solve social problems through technical means.
Anonymous
Some programmers try to reach higher by standing on other programmers' shoulders. Other programmers try to reach higher by standing on other programmers' toes.
Anonymous
I think there's a world market for about five computers.
Thomas J Watson Senior, 1945
Any problem in computer science can be solved with another layer of indirection. But that usually will create another problem.
David Wheeler