Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Jesus saves but only Buddha makes incremental backups.
Anonymous
If C didn't exist, we would be programming in OBOL, PASAL or BASI
Anonymous
The whole HTML validation exercise is questionable, but validating as XHTML is flat-out masochism. Only recommended for those that enjoy pain. Or programmers. I can't always tell the difference.
Jeff Atwood
When in doubt, leave it out.
Joshua Bloch
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
Anonymous
Debugging is like farting - it's not so bad when it's your own code.
Anonymous
If it is worth doing once, it is worth automating...
Anonymous
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow
My assertion that we can do better with computer languages is a persistent belief and fond hope, but you'll note I don't actually claim to be either rational or right. Except when it's convenient.
Larry Wall
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed — it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
Alan J. Perlis