Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Anonymous
Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
Tom Scott
If you're going to break it, then break it good. Break everything. Get to the very front of the line. Don't like move up a couple of slots. That's pointless.
Anders Hejlsberg
Behind Every Successful Coder, there'an even more successful De-Coder to understand that Code.
Anonymous
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds
Organizations which design systems are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organizations.
Conway's Law
Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.
Alan J. Perlis
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned.
Bruce Ediger
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MSDN
Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
Anonymous