Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Jesus saves but only Buddha makes incremental backups.
Anonymous
It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is?
Anonymous
If your bug has a one in a million chance of happening, it'll happen next tuesday.
Anonymous
The real money isn't in the software. It's in the service you build with that software.
Jeff Atwood
Computation has made the tree flower.
Alan J. Perlis
Blame doesn't fix bugs.
Anonymous
It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had prior exposure to BASIC. As potential programmers, they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
E. W. Dijkstra
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / minute
Thom Holwerda
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
Anonymous
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is Latin for office automation?
Alan J. Perlis